This Is Not a Christmas Movie
This Is Not a Christmas Movie

This Is Not a Christmas Movie

Not Rated
2024•105 min•NL
Wokeness Score: 0.0/10Not Woke

Woke Reasons

No wokeness reasons yet. Be the first to rate!
Comedy
0 Reviews
In the run-up to Christmas, a family completely misses the point in trying to be good. Brechtje, the mother of the family, gets cancelled by everyone, without understanding why. Her husband, Martijn, falls in love with his younger colleague, but true love can’t be denied (or so he thinks). Justus, the son-in-law, gets lost on a Don Quichotesque quest for his masculinity. While Jos, the middle child, changes the world around with her tolerance and open mindedness – until her girlfriend wants to have a threesome. And all of that happens just before their annual Christmas dinner.
Sign in to unlock reactions and edit your reviews. Sign in

Submit Your Review

1 = "Not Woke"10 = "Very Woke"

Similar Movies

Taxi 3
Not yet rated

Taxi 3

ActionComedyCrime

2003

A gang of thieves calling themselves the Santa Claus Gang are wreaking havoc, and the police can't keep up. Police Captain Gilbert is distracted by a Chinese reporter writing a story on his squad, and taxi driver Daniel is in the midst of a relationship crisis. After a string of mistakes in which the thieves outsmart the police time and time again, Daniel and his super-taxi pitch in.

0 reviews
Get The Ball Rolling
Not yet rated

Get The Ball Rolling

ComedyFamilyDrama

2025

Mira and Renata are sisters who are constantly at odds, and moving to a new house only intensifies their arguments. Passionate about soccer, Mira wants to play with a group of three boys on the new street, but faces resistance from them simply because she’s a girl. With Renata’s unexpected help and undeniable talent on the field, Mira is determined to prove that soccer has no gender — and that on the pitch, what truly matters is the game.

0 reviews
Killer Bellboy
Not yet rated

Killer Bellboy

ComedyThriller

2023

As a working bellboy in 1946, Carl yearns for more. When world-renowned director Charles Cameron steps into the hotel, he gives Carl an offer he can’t refuse. How far will Carl go to earn the appreciation that he deserves?

0 reviews
Magic Spot
Not yet rated

Magic Spot

ComedyFantasy

2022

Two cousins use a magic spot in the local woods that acts as a time travel portal to both assist their dead uncle and to rekindle an old romance.

0 reviews
Heathers
Not yet rated

Heathers

ComedyCrime

1989

A girl who halfheartedly tries to be part of the "in crowd" of her school meets a rebel who teaches her a more devious way to play social politics: by killing the popular kids.

0 reviews
Pleasantville
Not yet rated

Pleasantville

FantasyComedyDrama

1998

Geeky teenager David and his popular twin sister, Jennifer, get sucked into the black-and-white world of a 1950s TV sitcom called "Pleasantville," and find a world where everything is peachy keen all the time. But when Jennifer's modern attitude disrupts Pleasantville's peaceful but boring routine, she literally brings color into its life.

0 reviews
Death at a Funeral
Not yet rated

Death at a Funeral

ComedyDrama

2007

A myriad of outrageous calamities befalls an eccentric English clan with more than a few skeletons in its closets when the family's patriarch dies an unexpected death.

0 reviews
Santa's Boot Camp
Not yet rated

Santa's Boot Camp

AdventureFamilyComedy

2016

When kids become so bratty and self-centered that Santa's elves go on strike, Santa, in desperation, must bring six unscrupulous youths to his boot camp to help save Christmas.

0 reviews
What Is Sex?
Not yet rated

What Is Sex?

ComedyMusicAnimationRomance

2024

A multimedia sex-ed video about life and love in a world where humans have corkscrew penises and corkscrew vaginas.

0 reviews
Shared Rooms
Not yet rated

Shared Rooms

ComedyRomanceDrama

2016

A romantic comedy that brings together three interrelated tales of gay men seeking family, love and sex during the holiday season.

0 reviews
Bloody Beggar
Not yet rated

Bloody Beggar

ComedyDrama

2024

A beggar's life takes an unexpected turn when a misadventure upends his daily routine. Can he navigate the bizarre, witty situations that follow?

0 reviews
A Cinderella Christmas
Not yet rated

A Cinderella Christmas

RomanceComedyTV Movie

2016

Angie works hard to run her uncle’s events business while her cousin Candace takes the credit. When Angie takes a night off to have fun at the Christmasquerade Ball, the mask and gown allow her to let loose, and she quickly catches the eye of Nicholas, a wealthy local bachelor. But then Angie has to go before revealing her identity, leaving Nicholas searching for his mystery woman in this modern take on the classic fairy tale.

0 reviews