Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

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2001•85 min•EN
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The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight.
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