The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing
The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing

The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing

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2004•72 min•HorrorComedy
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Darian Caine
Darian Caine
Dracula
Erika Smith
Erika Smith
Van Helsing
A.J. Khan
A.J. Khan
Philomenia
Erin Brown
Erin Brown
Maiden #2
Isadora Edison
Isadora Edison
Klownie
Andrea Davis
Andrea Davis
Hottie
An all-female version of the Van Helsing tale reconfigures the vampire story as an erotic fantasy. The great, great granddaughter of Van Helsing seeks to slay the sexy Countess Dracula. She may have to pretend to be her devoted love slave to get closer to the bloodthirsty demon.
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